I dun lik ppl sumtimes.

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:22:20 GMT

So I got in trbul today. Gramma yelled at me fur no rezin! Dars krinkly stuff on da windos and it hard to c out of so I got it out owta da way and Gramma yelled at me! And i was all 'i can c thru da windo! WTF?' And grammas all 'blah blah blah blah bad kitty blah blah!' So I ran to monky Mommi and said gramma yelled at me, but she said "Blah blah Elsie! Blah!" And I was all 'scru dis' and i got under the sofa and lookd fur dust bunnis.

And then later on i was in the pit lookin at the big fire thing, and them Mommi yells at me! she's all 'blah blah HOT ELSIE NO! blah' and i was all, 'well yah, cuz i's cold! stupid humans!' and she's all "blah blah" and throws me out! Now i cant see de fire anymorz and i's cold, so i got in the dishpan and won talk to anybody anymore.

ppl suk. Grampa did give me good fish tonite tho, so its okay.

Luv,

Elsie

Hai.

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:37:18 GMT

I been wantin a jurnul for a long time, but i been havin trubl lrnin to tipe.

<---- Iz only ate muntz old

Neway. Here is a piktur of me lrning to tipe.

U can c I's bettr nao. Its cuz i'm bggr. Reel big. See, Mommy made a piktur.

Mommy says its cuz I eat shit off the floor iz makin me a mutant, but i don no whut that is so i think its not tru. I likes the stuff that grows in that big wet bowl Mommy gets in evry day. But I dun like the wet part cept to drink. I like spiders and beetles and this brown bug that Mommy sez I shudnt eat. She keeps sayin there mices in the wallz i shud eat but I aint seen dem. I hope they gud like bugs.

Nyway this is my jrnul or blug like Mommy's got. Iz bout me Elsie (my Mommy calls me Trubbl too but I dun no what that mns.) and my Monkey Mommy, Mommy, and my Cat Mommy, Charlotte. She's Furry and big, and she beetz me up sumtimes when Iz bad or shez bored. Mommy says I startz the fites too but thats a lie. i dun do stuff lik that cuz im a gud kitty.

This is my Cat Mommy who had me in the slammer.

But Mommy got us out and took us to live wit her our house and now shez our Mommy. Itz gud and she feeds us a lot and I hav toys. I dun have any pikturs of my toys but Mommy likes to make pikturs so I hav her take sum.

So thatz all 2day. Iz tired. I likes sleepin. gudnite.

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I dun lik ppl sumtimes.

Hai.